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TEACHERS ARE SAPPIN MAH KNOWLEDGE | November 25, 2008

My Geography teacher is a bit… ignorant.

REALLY IGNORANT

My 6th grade one too,. She said that squinting damages one of the eye nerves. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT TWO EYE NERVES. OMG, my optometrist is wrong, I must spead the truth!

Because you know that something’s wrong when a teen knows mare than you.  She says that, when your liver is bad because of constant drinking, you start spitting out pieces of it. Which is so not true .Snake definition: An animal that slithers among the ground, with little or no legs, has a hard shell called scales (yes, PLURAL FOR ONE). TO PROTECT IT FROM THE SUN (I thought It was for defense and to not lose water) Oh, Discovery Channel, National Geographic, and the encyclopedia I have are wrong. The 6th grade (I’m in 7th) Harcourt Science book says in the glossary that colloids are kown for their small particles. BONK. They are known for their BIG particles (they can’t go through a membrane). My math teacher says it’s bad for your stomach to chew gum, because digestion is started when you chew. Holy stomach ulcers Batman! then Wikipedia is wrong (I checked in other sources, too). So, my stomach must be in pretty bad shape.

There is a lesson, DON’T THINK THAT EVERYTHING THE TEACHERS SAY IS TRUE.

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